iPhone India Launch
Apparently, Apple Inc is secretly working on a draft plan to release a customised iPhone to capture the Indian market. Here is some exclusive information about a ’special button’ that activates a plethora of amazing features.
Special Features : -
MMSi - Miss-call Management Service Integrated allows you to make calls to friends without giving them a milli-second to pick up your call.
IRK - Irritating Ringtone Killer allows you drain the battery of the offending phones in your area.
MVMS - Misleading Voice Message Generator plays auto generated voice messages to your boss/parents/wife leading them to think that your phone is busy or out of coverage area.
GPMS - Gutter & Pothole Manouevering System gives you updated reports on the size, depth and physical state of gutters and potholes on your way to work.
EFDM - Emergency Feign Death Mode is activated automatically once a user in your STL (Suspicious Tresspasser List) like your dad or mom attempts to access the recent call history or some private folders.
RCWWP - Replace Current Wallpaper with Wife’s Photo mode is well, self-explanatory.
BCPWS - Bulk Conversion of all Pirated Windows Softwares is included considering public demand.
Note: Requests to imprint the price of the phone on the back will be considered in the next release.
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